Fortune Cookies Are Dumb

[Anyone else notice that fortune cookies have been going downhill lately? Half the time, they’re not even fortunes. The other day I got a fortunes cookie that said “A penny saved is a penny earned”. I don’t know about you, but I don’t eat fortune cookies because I want to be beaten over the head with dated maxims that make me feel guilty about spending money.](/comics-hi-res/comic121307.jpg “Anyone else notice that fortune cookies have been going downhill lately? Half the time, they’re not even fortunes. The other day I got a fortunes cookie that said “A penny saved is a penny earned”. I don’t know about you, but I don’t eat fortune cookies because I want to be beaten over the head with dated maxims that make me feel guilty about spending money.”)