Space Walrus
- Tis I...
- A Hapless Leaf Carried By The Waves Of Time...
- Hey, Where'd Your Buddy Go?
- So What's Your Deal, Old Man?
- So Let Me Get This Straight.
- You Ever Get Bored Out Here, Robot?
- Merry Christmas, Robot!
- I Wonder Who First Said "He Doesn't Suffer Fools Gladly."
- I Hear What You're Saying, But...
- Hey, So, Uh, I Was Thinking We Could Hang Out...
- Hey Robot, Mind If I Ask You A Question?
- Over Here!
- Hey Robot, Do You Have A Girlfriend?
- Doo De Doo De Doo
- Hey, I've Been Practicing Flying Around Space.
- Today I Got A New Henrypierson.
- Ah, The Perils Of Endless Space Travel...
- So, Is It A Toaster?
- Weird
- Squid, Why Do You Like Bagels So Much?
- It's Just You And Me, Bagel.
- You Ever Been On A Train, And...
- Any Idea How Long We've Been Out Here?
- That's Not The Point, Though, You Can't Just...
- Hi There!
- Hey, Do You Want To Be In My Musical?
- I Had The Strangest Dream Last Night
- Wait, So You're Sure You've Never Heard This One?
- I Don't Like That New Guy.
- Hey Guys! Check Out This Awesome Thing I Found!
- Hey, So Where'd You Say You're From Again?
- ...And That, Mi Amigo, Is Why I'd Rather Be Friends...
- Gosh, It Sure Is Cold Today.
- You Know What I Could Really Go For Right Now?
- Memories, Da Da Da Da Da Memories...
- Precisely.
- Hey, Wanna Play This Awesome Game I Made Up?
- Space Sucks.
- Da Nah Nah...It's A Living Thing!
- Oh, Look At You! Somebody Looks Grumpy!
- And Edward...That I Could Never Treat You As Good...
- You Have Any Hobbies, Robot?
- Hey, Robot. Would You Give Your Life To Save Mine?
- But You Can't Seriously Mean To Imply That...
- Ok, So Let's Say You're Walking Down The Street...
- Hey, Robot, You Ever Wonder What's Out Beyond Those Stars?
- Sometimes I Like To Smile A Lot While People Are Talking.
- Hey, You There! You're Not Going To Believe What...
- You See, Squid, There's No Consensus In The Scientific Community...
- Wait, So You're Saying That You're Us From The Other...
- Hey, Let's Go Show The Robot!
- Hey Robot! Check It Out!
- Oh My God, I'm So Happy!
- Hang On A Sec--I'm Confused.
- Well, It Sucks, But I Guess It's Time For You Guys...
- Okay Guys, We'll Make Sure To Write!
- Guys?
- Well, As Smiley Would Say...
- Hey Squid, What's Going On.
- Uh, Robot, I Think There's Something Wrong...
- So Every Time You Say Something, It Just Sits There?
- When I'm Done Eating, I'm Going To Be So Full.
- In Galactic Space, There Was Once A Creature...
- K, Ready? Just Like We Practiced!
- I Remember That Some Time Ago, There Was A Man
- Woof...Come Here Dog.
- Dude
- Hey Old Man What's Doing
- Spring Is In The Air!
- I'm Going To Write A Book!
- I'm Writing A Book About My Life So Far.
- I Gotta Ask You A Personal Question.
- Surely You At Least Agree That The Anthropic Principle...
- Today, I Shall Investigate The Topic Of Art...
- Do you think I'm fat?
- Why are you holding a wrench?
- You, My Friend, Are One Baffling Waffle
- Black Annis
- He said you challenged him
- The Valiant Chevalier
- Practically My Favorite Movie
- Serious Business
- The Hapless Pawn
- I'm Starting My Own Reality TV Show
- I've Discovered That Which Eluded Alchemists For Ages
- The Fat Charles
- I Don't Like You
- Why Are You Being Mean to Fat Charles?
- Bagel Boy Answers A Question
- Dr. Mario
- Ooh Lordy I Am So Excited
- Hmmm... There's Gotta Be A Way To Open This
- We're Both In This Together
- Whenever You Have A Sec
- We Oughta Get Some Brownie Points
- I'm Sorry, I Can't Get You Out
- Hey, I Was Wondering If Maybe...
- A Hypnothetical Situation
- What's Shaking?
- Something's Up With Those Two Over There
- Ahhhhhhh What Are You Doing
- Black Keys Are A Recipe For Disaster
- So How Come Nobody Likes You?
- I Don't Care If People Like Me
- You Seem Exceptionally Awkward Today
- Squids's Real Estate
- Happy Mother's Day
- So What Do You Look Like
- So What Special Powers Do You Have
- Can I Borrow That Toy?
- Poe's Law
- Open Sesame
- Hey Squid. Long Time No See
- Hey, What's Going On Over There
- You Want To Hear a Funny Story
- Nice Analogy
- Ode To Sarcasm
- I Think What's Really Beautiful About Space
- The Hell With You Guys
- Sometimes I Feel Like Everyone's Out To Get Me
- Limerick?
- Hey, Do You Want To Play Duck Duck Goose?
- Pft
- The Squid Requests Your Presence
- Sometimes People Are So Annoying
- That Crate Thing Has Really Been Getting On My Nerves
- Power Struggle
- I Want To Get An Ice Cream Truck
- Sharing Is Caring?
- You Know What Really Grinds My Gears
- The Name Game
- You Know Something Else That Bugs Me?
- So You're A Cephalopod
- Hey, How Old Are You
- I Think You're A Spy
- So I Hear Someone Has A Copy Of Twister
- Man, What Is Up With Mathematicians?
- Can You Wrangle Up A Bagel?
- Sometimes I Feel Like I Was Born A Couple Centuries Too Late
- So What's Life Like Without Sarcasm?
- Hey, I'm Going To The Store
- Squid, You've Been Inking A Lot
- No Time To Talk Gotta Run
- So Where Are We Going, Anyway?
- We've Been Going For A Really Long Time And I'm Tired
- Come On Dude We've Been On The Move For Days
- What Are We Going To Do Now That We're At The Center Of The Universe
- Listen Guys
- Hellloo
- New Guy Working The Camera
- Doesn't Anyone Ever Get On Your Nerves?
- We Have To Talk
- Hey, I Want To Build My Own Robot
- So Do You Think You Could Pass A Turing Test?
- Binary Lessons Part I
- Binary Lessons Part II
- Uh Oh...
- You Want To Play Some Pool
- I've Decided To Be The Next Uri Geller
- The Miracle Of Telekinetics
- Move Over, You're Blocking My View
- Actions Speak Louder Than Words
- Do You Ever Need to Charge Up Your Battery
- Tip Toe
- Don't Look Back In Anger
- Okay, Who Turned Off My Music
- Harry Potter And The Spoiler Warning
- Something Smells
- Gawd, The Walrus
- The Fat Charles... I Have a Task For You
- The Fat Charles Needs Your Skillet
- Well? What Happened?
- Hand Over The Frying Pan, Walrus
- Look Man, You're Not Getting This Frying Pan
- I Haven't Seen Anyone In A While
- The Situation Comes To A Head
- Dear Diary... the Desolation Is Complete
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?
- Hey, Not To Be A Sourpuss...
- Hallo? Anybody Out There?
- Wait, So You Guys Are Stuck Together?
- We Need To Coordinate Our Movements
- Of Minds And Carrots
- Pretty Crazy Stuff, huh?
- Pick A Number
- I Wish We Had A Ping Pong Table
- Whistling, And Its Discontents
- Hello, My Sesame'd Friend
- Bagel, I'm Gonna Eat Ya
- You Can't Reverse This, Walrus
- Stupid Bagel Jokes
- More Stupid Bagel Jokes
- Man I Haven't Checked My Email In Forever
- Stupid Squid Jokes
- A Special Surprise
- Okay, Listen Up Class
- I Wonder How This Thing Works, Anyways...
- Reflections On Friendship
- Hey Guys, I Think I Need Some New Friends
- Obvious Puns About Haircuts
- I'm A New Friend
- Kevin Spacey, The Everyman
- Hey Guys, Meet My New Friend
- Men: All The Same?
- I Think This Whole Squid Thing
- Join Us
- Those Crazy Mormons And Their Cookouts
- Toilet Humor
- So, Uh, I Think I'm Going To Be Going
- A Fond Farewell
- Look, Walrus, I Gotta Confess Something
- So Look, I Know That Maybe You're Confused Right Now
- No Comment
- War Of The Handhelds
- Have You Seen My Razor?
- You Friggin' Nerd
- Gosh I'm Nervous
- Whoa Whoa Whoa
- Why Are You So Small?
- A Walk Down Memory Lane
- Walrus Walrus On My Wall
- Pull My Finger
- Pull My Finger Part Deux
- Did I Make You?
- What's Up With The Beard
- You Know, I Was Thinking
- I'm Starting A Gang
- If You Can't Beat Em
- Where's Your Costume?
- Do Not Make Me Come Over There
- First I'm Over Here
- Escaped Chicken
- If You Had To Make Up A Language
- I Wish You The Best Of Luck!
- I Think I'm Getting Sick
- Let's Go
- I've Really Been Grooving
- The Marketplace
- Give Me Your Lunch Money
- Intense Intents
- So, Have We Just About Given Up
- Poor Guy
- Whoa... Just Heard The News
- What A Lonely Existence
- A Neat Trick
- Good Times
- You Ever Get Cramped In There?
- The Price Of Money
- What Have You Done
- Brains And Other Sensitive Topics
- Oh man oh man
- The Modestest
- What's Up Dingleberry
- Chessmaster 3000
- Marcel
- All My Mothers
- I Am A Fridge
- A Tricky Fridge
- I Don't Think We've Met
- Fortune Cookies Are Dumb
- I Heard You've Been Spreading Lies
- A Funny Joke
- Lets Dance
- Making A Mockery
- Where Have You Been
- It Is Time
- Did You Hear? It's Time
- The Carolers
- Thank The Lord! Food Besides Bagels!
- The Fool On The Hill
- You Wanna Hear My New Years Resolution?
- The Question
- Dropping the Ball
- The Vicissitudes Of Friendship
- Haven't Seen You In A While
- The Nature of Infallibility
- Self-Actualization
- No, I Am A Fridge
- I Am Also A Fridge
- Not A Fridge
- Mission Impossible
- Pulling A Fast One
- Natural Tendencies
- Burp
- Keep It Down
- Well Hello There, Fridge
- The Prince And The Pauper
- Good Cop Bad Cop
- Suspicious Behavior
- Nothing But Flowers
- Hey... Where's Your Wig?
- SingSong
- A Stand Up Guy
- Hey Baby
- The Magician
- What'd You Do This Time
- Summer Camp
- Why Do I Still Talk To You?
- So You're Still Here
- Believe The Impassable
- A Comic About Nothing
- Sure Is Lonely Out Here
- So What Else You Got Down There?
- Vroom
- Dog Tired
- Happy Valentine's Day
- Monkey Business
- How Long
- Of Stocks and Bonds
- Where'd You Get Your Name
- Tough Love
- I Could Probably Get You Out Of There
- Magnetic Personalities
- We're Getting A Magnet Kit
- Something To Lift You Up
- A Self-Made Man
- It's My Birthday
- A Wonderful Existence
- Paper (No Plastic)
- Where's Your Horse
- Dulcet Tones
- The Imaginary Chess Set
- Ok
- Major General
- The Mighty Llama
- When Nature Calls
- No Cattle
- Faux Pas
- Boy Howdy I'm Tired
- That Was Pretty Weird
- The Alchemical Brothers
- Writer's Block
- Poker Buddies
- More About The Infinite Loop
- The Watcher
- Going Crazy
- Poor Reception
- Is The Doctor In
- The Copy Writer
- The Copy Lefter
- The Copyright Dilemma
- Social Niceties
- Doing the Dance
- A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
- Responsibilimity
- The Millionaire
- Umbrage, and the taking thereof
- Hippopotamus
- Redhanded
- Knock Knock
- He Has Arrived
- Do You Have Any Medicine?
- Asparagus
- Nice Bowtie!
- El Beardo
- Hard Reset
- Charades
- Biological Humor
- Sneak Attack
- A Modest Proposal
- Cold Feet
- A Sly Proposal
- That "Thing"
- He Who Must Not Be Named
- The inmates at the zoo
- An Old Classic
- The Interrupting Cow
- Checkmated Again
- Hoo boy
- The Personality Test
- How To Cheat Poorly
- Sisterhood
- So Can I Meet Her
- The Daily Duties
- The Secretary
- The Mechanic
- The Guru
- Polar Opposites
- Hall and Oates
- The Art Of Rhetoric
- Stupid Questions
- The Desert Island
- A Jack Of All Hammers
- Celluloid Sabotage
- The Owing
- The Farmer In The Dell
- To Be Young
- He, mo?
- The Artist's Struggle
- Leakage
- You Know What?
- Scatology
- Gang Violence
- Birthday Blues
- Lights Out
- Chances
- Heart Of Darkness
- The Solution!
- Ennui
- An Idea!
- Purgatory
- Quitting the Band
- The Buzzkill
- The Temptations
- A Moral Dilemma
- Deux Ex Machina
- The Moment Of Truth
- The Walk
- The Snooper
- The Listening Post
- An Attempt At A Song
- The Secret Spreads
- Brothers in Arms
- The Confrontation
- A Deal To Be Struck
- The lameness
- Learning to trust
- Missing You
- The ol' one-two
- Feed Me
- The Planning
- Cathode Ray Tubes And Their Discontents
- Theological Misunderstandings
- Latin Phrases
- The Andromeda Strain
- The Time and the Hunt
- The Meaning Of Life
- Dear Diary
- No Egg
- A Corroding Battery
- Saga of Cake
- Lost At Sea
- Jelly Roll
- The Kubrick Effect
- The Amateur
- On Self-Reliance
- When Pianos Go Missing
- When Pianos Go Missing II
- Armed Robbery
- Of Broads And Beards
- The Elite Fighting Squad
- The Search for a Planet
- The Beginning of the Quest
- The Quest Spreads
- M*nkey Business
- [redacted]
- Proving Grounds
- Walrissian
- Apples To Apples
- How High Can You Sing
- Ring Ring
- Guiles
- Smell-O-Vision
- The Shutters Have Come Down
- Nonsensical Ramblings
- Armadillos
- How To Write Good
- Soul Writing
- Mumbling Alone
- Semantic Economy
- The Cost of Fruit and Students
- Learn to Love
- Camels, Etc
- The Elephant in the Room
- The Elephant In Your Mind
- Cut
- Someplace To Talk
- What'd You Learn Today
- Late Night Huh
- And We Meet Again
- The Eyes Have It
- Late Night Huh
- Hark! A Tome!
- Books, and Nectar
- Reflections On The Literary Arts
- Books Hast Forsaken
- Door Alarmed
- Behold, Food!
- More Idiocy
- Hello? Hello? Hello?
- Watching The Tube
- Rotations
- Reactions To New Media
- Beverage Service
- An Algorithm For Humor
- A Poultry Sense Of Humor
- The Costume
- Throw One For the Bleachers
- There's a War On
- The Price To Pay
- Two Old Boys With a Pocketful Of Dreams
- Mental Simulation
- Perpendicular Cities
- Getting Fat
- Trickin' It
- Let's Not Fight
- A Fridge's Lot
- Thinking of the Funny
- Cheeses 'n' Things
- The Cheese Dilemma
- Nappity Nap Nap Nap
- Play The Game
- Chestnuts
- The Fancy Chap
- Don't Start With Me
- Don't Be Greedy
- Getting Through
- The Case of the Missing Dopp
- It's You
- Wrong Place At The Wrong Time
- The Bouncer
- Falafel
- The Fortune Teller
- Let's Talk Turkey
- The Red Man
- Of New Shirts
- The Ruse and the Rabbit
- The Grand Illusion
- Cherish It
- Let's Break It Down
- Some Good Cheer
- For He's A Jolly Good Fellow
- The Graduate Degree
- The Ice Cream Caper
- No Singing
- The irony of honesty
- The News
- The Forgetter
- The Greatest Gift Of All
- Merry Christmas to me
- Thumpin' And Bumpin
- The Proposal
- The Dentist
- Telling a secret
- The Bygone Era
- The Secret Works
- Cranky And Tired
- Halitosis
- Motivation
- The Hackles!
- The Hackles Continue
- Hackle Stew
- The Stew
- Head Chef
- The First Cooking Lesson
- To Grill A Steak
- Fun For The Whole Family
- The Flattererer
- The Fealty Oath
- More Games
- Bygones
- The Last Game
- The Loss Of Innocence
- The Ol' One Two
- Socially Irresponsible Programming
- The Tickling Affair
- Voices In My Head
- Thank you, and you, and you
- Comrades In Arms
- The Wonderment
- The Weather Forecast
- The Old Corncob
- The Winner
- The Glorious Victor
- The Fool, The Charlatan
- Just Another Day
- Funny Money
- Just One of Dem Days
- The Self-Help Book
- The Improved Self-Help Book
- The Stupid Race
- To Sense or not to Sense
- Cutting the bone
- The truth gets uglier
- The Come On
- It's Not You, It's Me
- Boontz
- Filimagistration
- The World Series
- The Dude Ranch
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- The Money Pit
- The Disillusionment
- The Trip
- Llamas
- Cliched Weirdos
- On Loneliness
- The Pig as Pet
- Singing Is Hard
- Excitement
- Hitting Donuts
- Computer Trouble
- Booster Chair
- Funny Looking
- Reading Blogs
- The Horse Course
- The Horse Hobby
- What Happened To the Horse
- The Horse Lobby
- Hunting For a Horse
- The Tizzy
- The Movie
- The Big Event
- The Stockbroker
- Checkers? Or Not?
- Dresses and Cakes
- The Insufferable Man
- The Lord's Prayer
- The Obtuse Sailor
- Miracles 'n' Things
- The Selfishness of the Sea
- Child's Play
- The Date
- The News
- Truth About Dates
- Mexican Cuisine
- Quarrels
- The Holiday of Friendship
- That Smell
- Toboggan
- The Humorerer
- Usury
- Mr. Millionaire
- Culinary Aspirations
- The Rise of the Bank
- How Not To Do It
- French Pressing
- Eviction
- Movin' Out
- How Not To Paint Your Apartment
- The Evictor
- The New Place
- Where's the Rest
- The Plan
- The Pancake and the Fool
- The Time
- Memorial Day
- Memorial Fall Out
- Fat Neck
- Fat Neck Part Deux
- Calamari
- Ink in the ear
- The Clarification
- Tacos
- The Ballgame
- ESP
- Raining and raining
- Such Things
- Bagel Battles
- Nirvana
- The End of Squidland
- Attack Of The Triglycerides
- Squid as Medical Professional
- Squid, MD Part Deux
- The Doctor Doctor
- The Monologue
- Song Singing
- The End Is Nigh
- The House
- Today Is A Special Day
- The News
- Mental Chess
- The Ink Butt
- The Mind Bender
- The Fourth Wall's Falafel
- The Time Is Now
- The Debt Man
- Time For A Talk
- Sleep, for the dead
- The Mentee
- The Mentos
- Large Pants
- Checking In
- Time For Vacation
- The Hypothetical Space Race
- The Musical Interlude
- The Bagel Diet
- Borrowing Cars
- Plato Says Potato
- Food For Thought
- More Dieting
- Get On The Blunderbuss
- The Rising Bus
- The War
- The Confrontation
- The Reflection
- Lightbulbs and mousetraps
- Saga of the Cliche
- Colonel Longtooth
- Squidstory
- Rutabaga What!
- The Multiple Choice Question
- Silent Drama
- Mr. Softee
- Dilemma
- Long Wharf Avenue
- The Going and the Getting
- The Tuesdays
- Stuck In The Middle
- The Battle
- Dancing Moves
- The Journey
- Rolling Deep
- The Gun Show
- The Earth And the Rain
- Writing Without Pens
- A Word From Our Sponsors
- Different Wavelengths
- The Slacker
- Cancels it out?
- How To Grovel
- The Muscles!
- Things In Order
- The Babies
- You Remind Me Of Somebody
- The Apology
- A Matter of Principle
- The Plot Thickens More?
- The Addition Of Corn Starch And Water To The Plot
- The Rustlings
- The Isolation
- The Silence Continues
- Black Hole Musings
- The Nature of Existence
- Unraveling
- The Illusion is the Move
- What You Need To Know
- The Learning, The Listening
- Sharing Is Caring
- On The Move
- The Back and the Forth
- The Ambiguity of Life
- The Impartial Third Party
- The Partial Third Party
- An Imposter Among Us
- The Mighty, and the Fallen
- The Growing Mob
- Searching for a reason
- We The Walrii
- Walricide
- The End