October 16, 2009:
The End
October 15, 2009:
Walricide
October 14, 2009:
We The Walrii
October 13, 2009:
Searching for a reason
October 12, 2009:
The Growing Mob
October 9, 2009:
The Mighty, and the Fallen
October 8, 2009:
An Imposter Among Us
October 7, 2009:
The Partial Third Party
October 6, 2009:
The Impartial Third Party
October 5, 2009:
The Ambiguity of Life
October 2, 2009:
The Back and the Forth
October 1, 2009:
On The Move
September 30, 2009:
Sharing Is Caring
September 29, 2009:
The Learning, The Listening
September 28, 2009:
What You Need To Know
September 25, 2009:
The Illusion is the Move
September 24, 2009:
Unraveling
September 23, 2009:
The Nature of Existence
September 22, 2009:
Black Hole Musings
September 21, 2009:
The Silence Continues
September 18, 2009:
The Isolation
September 17, 2009:
The Rustlings
September 16, 2009:
The Addition Of Corn Starch And Water To The Plot
September 15, 2009:
The Plot Thickens More?
September 14, 2009:
A Matter of Principle
September 11, 2009:
The Apology
September 10, 2009:
You Remind Me Of Somebody
September 9, 2009:
The Babies
September 8, 2009:
Things In Order
September 7, 2009:
The Muscles!
September 4, 2009:
How To Grovel
September 3, 2009:
Cancels it out?
September 2, 2009:
The Slacker
September 1, 2009:
Different Wavelengths
August 31, 2009:
A Word From Our Sponsors
August 28, 2009:
Writing Without Pens
August 27, 2009:
The Earth And the Rain
August 26, 2009:
The Gun Show
August 25, 2009:
Rolling Deep
August 24, 2009:
The Journey
August 21, 2009:
Dancing Moves
August 20, 2009:
The Battle
August 19, 2009:
Stuck In The Middle
August 18, 2009:
The Tuesdays
August 17, 2009:
The Going and the Getting
August 14, 2009:
Long Wharf Avenue
August 13, 2009:
Dilemma
August 12, 2009:
Mr. Softee
August 11, 2009:
Silent Drama
August 10, 2009:
The Multiple Choice Question
August 7, 2009:
Rutabaga What!
August 6, 2009:
Squidstory
August 5, 2009:
Colonel Longtooth
August 4, 2009:
Saga of the Cliche
August 3, 2009:
Lightbulbs and mousetraps
July 31, 2009:
The Reflection
July 30, 2009:
The Confrontation
July 29, 2009:
The War
July 28, 2009:
The Rising Bus
July 27, 2009:
Get On The Blunderbuss
July 24, 2009:
More Dieting
July 23, 2009:
Food For Thought
July 22, 2009:
Plato Says Potato
July 21, 2009:
Borrowing Cars
July 20, 2009:
The Bagel Diet
July 17, 2009:
The Musical Interlude
July 16, 2009:
The Hypothetical Space Race
July 15, 2009:
Time For Vacation
July 14, 2009:
Checking In
July 13, 2009:
Large Pants
July 10, 2009:
The Mentos
July 9, 2009:
The Mentee
July 8, 2009:
Sleep, for the dead
July 7, 2009:
Time For A Talk
July 6, 2009:
The Debt Man
July 3, 2009:
The Time Is Now
July 2, 2009:
The Fourth Wall’s Falafel
July 1, 2009:
The Mind Bender
June 30, 2009:
The Ink Butt
June 29, 2009:
Mental Chess
June 26, 2009:
The News
June 25, 2009:
Today Is A Special Day
June 24, 2009:
The House
June 23, 2009:
The End Is Nigh
June 22, 2009:
Song Singing
June 19, 2009:
The Monologue
June 18, 2009:
The Doctor Doctor
June 17, 2009:
Squid, MD Part Deux
June 16, 2009:
Squid as Medical Professional
June 15, 2009:
Attack Of The Triglycerides
June 12, 2009:
The End of Squidland
June 11, 2009:
Nirvana
June 10, 2009:
Bagel Battles
June 9, 2009:
Such Things
June 8, 2009:
Raining and raining
June 5, 2009:
ESP
June 4, 2009:
The Ballgame
June 3, 2009:
Tacos
June 2, 2009:
The Clarification
June 1, 2009:
Ink in the ear
May 29, 2009:
Calamari
May 28, 2009:
Fat Neck Part Deux
May 27, 2009:
Fat Neck
May 26, 2009:
Memorial Fall Out
May 25, 2009:
Memorial Day
May 22, 2009:
The Time
May 21, 2009:
The Pancake and the Fool
May 20, 2009:
The Plan
May 19, 2009:
Where’s the Rest
May 18, 2009:
The New Place
May 15, 2009:
The Evictor
May 14, 2009:
How Not To Paint Your Apartment
May 13, 2009:
Movin’ Out
May 12, 2009:
Eviction
May 11, 2009:
French Pressing
May 8, 2009:
How Not To Do It
May 7, 2009:
The Rise of the Bank
May 6, 2009:
Culinary Aspirations
May 5, 2009:
Mr. Millionaire
May 4, 2009:
Usury
May 1, 2009:
The Humorerer
April 30, 2009:
Toboggan
April 29, 2009:
That Smell
April 28, 2009:
The Holiday of Friendship
April 27, 2009:
Quarrels
April 24, 2009:
Mexican Cuisine
April 23, 2009:
Truth About Dates
April 22, 2009:
The News
April 21, 2009:
The Date
April 20, 2009:
Child’s Play
April 17, 2009:
The Selfishness of the Sea
April 16, 2009:
Miracles ‘n’ Things
April 15, 2009:
The Obtuse Sailor
April 14, 2009:
The Lord’s Prayer
April 13, 2009:
The Insufferable Man
April 10, 2009:
Dresses and Cakes
April 9, 2009:
Checkers? Or Not?
April 8, 2009:
The Stockbroker
April 7, 2009:
The Big Event
April 6, 2009:
The Movie
April 3, 2009:
The Tizzy
April 2, 2009:
Hunting For a Horse
April 1, 2009:
The Horse Lobby
March 31, 2009:
What Happened To the Horse
March 30, 2009:
The Horse Hobby
March 27, 2009:
The Horse Course
March 26, 2009:
Reading Blogs
March 25, 2009:
Funny Looking
March 24, 2009:
Booster Chair
March 23, 2009:
Computer Trouble
March 20, 2009:
Hitting Donuts
March 19, 2009:
Excitement
March 18, 2009:
Singing Is Hard
March 17, 2009:
The Pig as Pet
March 16, 2009:
On Loneliness
March 13, 2009:
Cliched Weirdos
March 12, 2009:
Llamas
March 11, 2009:
The Trip
March 10, 2009:
The Disillusionment
March 9, 2009:
The Money Pit
March 6, 2009:
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
March 5, 2009:
The Dude Ranch
March 4, 2009:
The World Series
March 3, 2009:
Filimagistration
March 2, 2009:
Boontz
February 27, 2009:
It’s Not You, It’s Me
February 26, 2009:
The Come On
February 25, 2009:
The truth gets uglier
February 24, 2009:
Cutting the bone
February 23, 2009:
To Sense or not to Sense
February 20, 2009:
The Stupid Race
February 19, 2009:
The Improved Self-Help Book
February 18, 2009:
The Self-Help Book
February 17, 2009:
Just One of Dem Days
February 16, 2009:
Funny Money
February 13, 2009:
Just Another Day
February 12, 2009:
The Fool, The Charlatan
February 11, 2009:
The Glorious Victor
February 10, 2009:
The Winner
February 9, 2009:
The Old Corncob
February 6, 2009:
The Weather Forecast
February 5, 2009:
The Wonderment
February 4, 2009:
Comrades In Arms
February 3, 2009:
Thank you, and you, and you
February 2, 2009:
Voices In My Head
January 30, 2009:
The Tickling Affair
January 29, 2009:
Socially Irresponsible Programming
January 28, 2009:
The Ol’ One Two
January 27, 2009:
The Loss Of Innocence
January 26, 2009:
The Last Game
January 23, 2009:
Bygones
January 22, 2009:
More Games
January 21, 2009:
The Fealty Oath
January 20, 2009:
The Flattererer
January 19, 2009:
Fun For The Whole Family
January 16, 2009:
To Grill A Steak
January 15, 2009:
The First Cooking Lesson
January 14, 2009:
Head Chef
January 13, 2009:
The Stew
January 12, 2009:
Hackle Stew
January 9, 2009:
The Hackles Continue
January 8, 2009:
The Hackles!
January 7, 2009:
Motivation
January 6, 2009:
Halitosis
January 5, 2009:
Cranky And Tired
January 2, 2009:
The Secret Works
January 1, 2009:
The Angry Walrus Awaits
:
The Bygone Era
:
Happy New Year
December 31, 2008:
Telling a secret
December 30, 2008:
The Dentist
December 29, 2008:
The Proposal
December 26, 2008:
Thumpin’ And Bumpin’
December 25, 2008:
Merry Christmas to me
December 24, 2008:
The Greatest Gift Of All
December 23, 2008:
The Forgetter
December 22, 2008:
The News
December 19, 2008:
The irony of honesty
December 18, 2008:
No Singing
December 17, 2008:
The Ice Cream Caper
December 16, 2008:
The Graduate Degree
December 15, 2008:
For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow
December 12, 2008:
Some Good Cheer
December 11, 2008:
Let’s Break It Down
December 10, 2008:
Cherish It
December 9, 2008:
The Grand Illusion
December 8, 2008:
The Ruse and the Rabbit
December 5, 2008:
Of New Shirts
December 4, 2008:
The Red Man
December 3, 2008:
Let’s Talk Turkey
December 2, 2008:
The Fortune Teller
December 1, 2008:
Falafel
November 28, 2008:
The Bouncer
November 27, 2008:
Wrong Place At The Wrong Time
November 26, 2008:
It’s You
November 25, 2008:
The Case of the Missing Dopp
November 24, 2008:
Getting Through
November 21, 2008:
Don’t Be Greedy
November 20, 2008:
Don’t Start With Me
November 19, 2008:
The Fancy Chap
November 18, 2008:
Chestnuts
November 17, 2008:
Play The Game
November 14, 2008:
Nappity Nap Nap Nap
November 13, 2008:
The Cheese Dilemma
November 12, 2008:
Cheeses ‘n’ Things
November 11, 2008:
Thinking of the Funny
November 10, 2008:
A Fridge’s Lot
November 7, 2008:
Let’s Not Fight
November 6, 2008:
Trickin’ It
November 5, 2008:
Getting Fat
November 4, 2008:
Perpendicular Cities
November 3, 2008:
Mental Simulation
October 31, 2008:
Two Old Boys With a Pocketful Of Dreams
October 30, 2008:
The Price To Pay
October 29, 2008:
There’s a War On
October 28, 2008:
Throw One For the Bleachers
October 27, 2008:
The Costume
October 24, 2008:
A Poultry Sense Of Humor
October 23, 2008:
An Algorithm For Humor
October 22, 2008:
Beverage Service
October 21, 2008:
Reactions To New Media
October 19, 2008:
Rotations
October 17, 2008:
Watching The Tube
October 16, 2008:
Hello? Hello? Hello?
October 15, 2008:
More Idiocy
October 14, 2008:
Behold, Food!
October 13, 2008:
Door Alarmed
October 10, 2008:
Books Hast Forsaken
October 9, 2008:
Reflections On The Literary Arts
October 8, 2008:
Books, and Nectar
October 7, 2008:
Hark! A Tome!
October 6, 2008:
Late Night Huh
October 3, 2008:
The Eyes Have It
October 2, 2008:
And We Meet Again
October 1, 2008:
The Pursuit of Happiness
:
Late Night Huh
September 30, 2008:
What’d You Learn Today
September 29, 2008:
Someplace To Talk
September 26, 2008:
Cut
September 25, 2008:
The Elephant In Your Mind
September 24, 2008:
The Elephant in the Room
September 23, 2008:
Camels, Etc
September 22, 2008:
Learn to Love
September 19, 2008:
The Cost of Fruit and Students
September 18, 2008:
Semantic Economy
September 17, 2008:
Mumbling Alone
September 16, 2008:
Soul Writing
September 15, 2008:
How To Write Good
September 12, 2008:
Armadillos
September 11, 2008:
Nonsensical Ramblings
September 10, 2008:
The Shutters Have Come Down
September 9, 2008:
Smell-O-Vision
September 8, 2008:
Guiles
September 5, 2008:
Ring Ring
September 4, 2008:
How High Can You Sing
September 3, 2008:
Apples To Apples
September 2, 2008:
Walrissian
September 1, 2008:
Proving Grounds
August 29, 2008:
[redacted]
August 28, 2008:
M*nkey Business
August 27, 2008:
The Quest Spreads
August 26, 2008:
The Beginning of the Quest
August 25, 2008:
The Search for a Planet
August 22, 2008:
The Elite Fighting Squad
August 21, 2008:
Of Broads And Beards
August 20, 2008:
Armed Robbery
August 19, 2008:
When Pianos Go Missing II
August 18, 2008:
When Pianos Go Missing
August 15, 2008:
On Self-Reliance
August 14, 2008:
The Amateur
August 13, 2008:
The Kubrick Effect
August 12, 2008:
Jelly Roll
August 11, 2008:
Lost At Sea
August 8, 2008:
Saga of Cake
August 7, 2008:
A Corroding Battery
August 6, 2008:
No Egg
August 5, 2008:
Dear Diary
August 4, 2008:
The Meaning Of Life
August 1, 2008:
The Time and the Hunt
July 31, 2008:
The Andromeda Strain
July 30, 2008:
Latin Phrases
July 29, 2008:
Theological Misunderstandings
July 28, 2008:
Cathode Ray Tubes And Their Discontents
July 25, 2008:
The Planning
July 24, 2008:
Feed Me
July 23, 2008:
The ol’ one-two
July 22, 2008:
Missing You
July 21, 2008:
Learning to trust
July 18, 2008:
The lameness
July 17, 2008:
A Deal To Be Struck
July 16, 2008:
The Confrontation
July 15, 2008:
Brothers in Arms
July 14, 2008:
The Secret Spreads
July 11, 2008:
An Attempt At A Song
July 10, 2008:
The Listening Post
July 9, 2008:
The Snooper
July 8, 2008:
The Walk
July 7, 2008:
The Moment Of Truth
July 4, 2008:
Deux Ex Machina
July 3, 2008:
A Moral Dilemma
July 2, 2008:
The Temptations
July 1, 2008:
The Buzzkill
June 30, 2008:
Quitting the Band
June 27, 2008:
Purgatory
June 26, 2008:
An Idea!
June 25, 2008:
Ennui
June 24, 2008:
The Solution!
June 23, 2008:
Heart Of Darkness
June 20, 2008:
Chances
June 19, 2008:
Lights Out
June 18, 2008:
Birthday Blues
June 17, 2008:
Gang Violence
June 16, 2008:
Scatology
June 13, 2008:
You Know What?
June 12, 2008:
Leakage
June 11, 2008:
The Artist’s Struggle
June 10, 2008:
He, mo?
June 9, 2008:
To Be Young
June 6, 2008:
The Farmer In The Dell
June 5, 2008:
The Owing
June 4, 2008:
Celluloid Sabotage
June 3, 2008:
A Jack Of All Hammers
June 2, 2008:
The Desert Island
May 30, 2008:
Stupid Questions
May 29, 2008:
The Art Of Rhetoric
May 28, 2008:
Hall and Oates
May 27, 2008:
Polar Opposites
May 26, 2008:
The Guru
May 23, 2008:
The Mechanic
May 22, 2008:
The Secretary
May 21, 2008:
The Daily Duties
May 20, 2008:
So Can I Meet Her
May 19, 2008:
Sisterhood
May 16, 2008:
How To Cheat Poorly
May 15, 2008:
The Personality Test
May 14, 2008:
Hoo boy
May 13, 2008:
Checkmated Again
May 12, 2008:
The Interrupting Cow
May 9, 2008:
An Old Classic
May 8, 2008:
The inmates at the zoo
May 7, 2008:
He Who Must Not Be Named
May 6, 2008:
That “Thing”
May 5, 2008:
A Sly Proposal
May 2, 2008:
Cold Feet
May 1, 2008:
A Modest Proposal
April 30, 2008:
Sneak Attack
April 29, 2008:
Biological Humor
April 28, 2008:
Charades
April 25, 2008:
Hard Reset
April 24, 2008:
El Beardo
April 23, 2008:
Nice Bowtie!
April 22, 2008:
Asparagus
April 21, 2008:
Do You Have Any Medicine?
April 18, 2008:
He Has Arrived
April 17, 2008:
Knock Knock
April 16, 2008:
Redhanded
April 15, 2008:
Hippopotamus
April 14, 2008:
Umbrage, and the taking thereof
April 11, 2008:
The Millionaire
April 10, 2008:
Responsibilimity
April 9, 2008:
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
April 8, 2008:
Doing the Dance
April 7, 2008:
Social Niceties
April 4, 2008:
The Copyright Dilemma
April 3, 2008:
The Copy Lefter
April 2, 2008:
The Copy Writer
April 1, 2008:
Is The Doctor In
March 31, 2008:
Poor Reception
March 28, 2008:
Going Crazy
March 27, 2008:
The Watcher
March 26, 2008:
More About The Infinite Loop
March 25, 2008:
Poker Buddies
March 24, 2008:
Writer’s Block
March 21, 2008:
The Alchemical Brothers
March 20, 2008:
That Was Pretty Weird
March 19, 2008:
Boy Howdy I’m Tired
March 18, 2008:
Faux Pas
March 17, 2008:
No Cattle
March 14, 2008:
When Nature Calls
March 13, 2008:
The Mighty Llama
March 12, 2008:
Major General
March 11, 2008:
Ok
March 10, 2008:
The Imaginary Chess Set
March 7, 2008:
Dulcet Tones
March 6, 2008:
Where’s Your Horse
March 5, 2008:
Paper (No Plastic)
March 4, 2008:
A Wonderful Existence
March 3, 2008:
It’s My Birthday
February 29, 2008:
A Self-Made Man
February 28, 2008:
Something To Lift You Up
February 27, 2008:
We’re Getting A Magnet Kit
February 26, 2008:
Magnetic Personalities
February 25, 2008:
I Could Probably Get You Out Of There
February 22, 2008:
Tough Love
February 21, 2008:
Where’d You Get Your Name
February 20, 2008:
Of Stocks and Bonds
February 19, 2008:
How Long
February 18, 2008:
Monkey Business
February 15, 2008:
Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2008:
Dog Tired
February 13, 2008:
Vroom
February 12, 2008:
So What Else You Got Down There?
February 11, 2008:
Sure Is Lonely Out Here
February 8, 2008:
A Comic About Nothing
February 7, 2008:
Believe The Impassable
February 6, 2008:
So You’re Still Here
February 5, 2008:
Why Do I Still Talk To You?
February 4, 2008:
Summer Camp
February 1, 2008:
What’d You Do This Time
January 31, 2008:
The Magician
January 30, 2008:
Hey Baby
January 29, 2008:
A Stand Up Guy
January 28, 2008:
SingSong
January 25, 2008:
Hey… Where’s Your Wig?
January 24, 2008:
Nothing But Flowers
January 23, 2008:
Suspicious Behavior
January 22, 2008:
Good Cop Bad Cop
January 21, 2008:
The Prince And The Pauper
January 18, 2008:
Well Hello There, Fridge
January 17, 2008:
Keep It Down
January 16, 2008:
Burp
January 15, 2008:
Natural Tendencies
January 14, 2008:
Pulling A Fast One
January 11, 2008:
Mission Impossible
January 10, 2008:
Not A Fridge
January 9, 2008:
I Am Also A Fridge
January 8, 2008:
No, I Am A Fridge
January 7, 2008:
Self-Actualization
January 4, 2008:
The Nature of Infallibility
January 3, 2008:
Haven’t Seen You In A While
January 2, 2008:
The Vicissitudes Of Friendship
January 1, 2008:
Dropping the Ball
December 31, 2007:
The Question
December 28, 2007:
You Wanna Hear My New Years Resolution?
December 27, 2007:
The Fool On The Hill
December 26, 2007:
Thank The Lord! Food Besides Bagels!
December 25, 2007:
The Carolers
December 24, 2007:
Did You Hear? It’s Time
December 21, 2007:
It Is Time
December 20, 2007:
Where Have You Been
December 19, 2007:
Making A Mockery
December 18, 2007:
Lets Dance
December 17, 2007:
A Funny Joke
December 14, 2007:
I Heard You’ve Been Spreading Lies
December 13, 2007:
Fortune Cookies Are Dumb
December 12, 2007:
I Don’t Think We’ve Met
December 11, 2007:
A Tricky Fridge
December 10, 2007:
I Am A Fridge
December 7, 2007:
All My Mothers
December 6, 2007:
Marcel
December 5, 2007:
Chessmaster 3000
December 4, 2007:
What’s Up Dingleberry
December 3, 2007:
The Modestest
November 30, 2007:
Oh man oh man
November 29, 2007:
Brains And Other Sensitive Topics
November 28, 2007:
What Have You Done
November 27, 2007:
The Price Of Money
November 26, 2007:
You Ever Get Cramped In There?
November 23, 2007:
Good Times
November 22, 2007:
A Neat Trick
November 21, 2007:
What A Lonely Existence
November 20, 2007:
Whoa… Just Heard The News
November 19, 2007:
Poor Guy
November 16, 2007:
So, Have We Just About Given Up
November 15, 2007:
Intense Intents
November 14, 2007:
Give Me Your Lunch Money
November 13, 2007:
The Marketplace
November 12, 2007:
I’ve Really Been Grooving
November 9, 2007:
Let’s Go
November 8, 2007:
I Think I’m Getting Sick
November 7, 2007:
I Wish You The Best Of Luck!
November 6, 2007:
If You Had To Make Up A Language
November 5, 2007:
Escaped Chicken
November 2, 2007:
First I’m Over Here
November 1, 2007:
Do Not Make Me Come Over There
October 31, 2007:
Where’s Your Costume?
October 30, 2007:
If You Can’t Beat Em
October 29, 2007:
I’m Starting A Gang
October 26, 2007:
You Know, I Was Thinking
October 25, 2007:
What’s Up With The Beard
October 24, 2007:
Did I Make You?
October 23, 2007:
Pull My Finger Part Deux
October 22, 2007:
Pull My Finger
October 19, 2007:
Walrus Walrus On My Wall
October 18, 2007:
A Walk Down Memory Lane
October 17, 2007:
Why Are You So Small?
October 16, 2007:
Whoa Whoa Whoa
October 15, 2007:
Gosh I’m Nervous
October 12, 2007:
You Friggin’ Nerd
October 11, 2007:
Have You Seen My Razor?
October 10, 2007:
War Of The Handhelds
October 9, 2007:
No Comment
October 8, 2007:
So Look, I Know That Maybe You’re Confused Right Now
October 5, 2007:
Look, Walrus, I Gotta Confess Something
October 4, 2007:
A Fond Farewell
October 3, 2007:
So, Uh, I Think I’m Going To Be Going
October 2, 2007:
Toilet Humor
October 1, 2007:
Those Crazy Mormons And Their Cookouts
September 28, 2007:
Join Us
September 27, 2007:
I Think This Whole Squid Thing
September 26, 2007:
Men: All The Same?
September 25, 2007:
Hey Guys, Meet My New Friend
September 24, 2007:
Kevin Spacey, The Everyman
September 21, 2007:
I’m A New Friend
September 20, 2007:
Obvious Puns About Haircuts
September 19, 2007:
Hey Guys, I Think I Need Some New Friends
September 18, 2007:
Reflections On Friendship
September 17, 2007:
I Wonder How This Thing Works, Anyways…
September 14, 2007:
Okay, Listen Up Class
September 13, 2007:
A Special Surprise
September 12, 2007:
Stupid Squid Jokes
September 11, 2007:
Man I Haven’t Checked My Email In Forever
September 10, 2007:
More Stupid Bagel Jokes
September 7, 2007:
Stupid Bagel Jokes
September 6, 2007:
You Can’t Reverse This, Walrus
September 5, 2007:
Bagel, I’m Gonna Eat Ya
September 4, 2007:
Hello, My Sesame’d Friend
September 3, 2007:
Whistling, And Its Discontents
August 31, 2007:
I Wish We Had A Ping Pong Table
August 30, 2007:
Pick A Number
August 29, 2007:
Pretty Crazy Stuff, huh?
August 28, 2007:
Of Minds And Carrots
August 27, 2007:
We Need To Coordinate Our Movements
August 24, 2007:
Wait, So You Guys Are Stuck Together?
August 23, 2007:
Hallo? Anybody Out There?
August 22, 2007:
Hey, Not To Be A Sourpuss…
August 21, 2007:
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?
August 20, 2007:
Dear Diary… the Desolation Is Complete
August 17, 2007:
The Situation Comes To A Head
August 16, 2007:
I Haven’t Seen Anyone In A While
August 15, 2007:
Look Man, You’re Not Getting This Frying Pan
August 14, 2007:
Hand Over The Frying Pan, Walrus
August 13, 2007:
Well? What Happened?
August 10, 2007:
The Fat Charles Needs Your Skillet
August 9, 2007:
The Fat Charles… I Have a Task For You
August 8, 2007:
Gawd, The Walrus
August 7, 2007:
Something Smells
August 6, 2007:
Harry Potter And The Spoiler Warning
August 3, 2007:
Okay, Who Turned Off My Music
August 2, 2007:
Don’t Look Back In Anger
August 1, 2007:
Tip Toe
July 31, 2007:
Do You Ever Need to Charge Up Your Battery
July 30, 2007:
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
July 27, 2007:
Move Over, You’re Blocking My View
July 26, 2007:
The Miracle Of Telekinetics
July 25, 2007:
I’ve Decided To Be The Next Uri Geller
July 24, 2007:
You Want To Play Some Pool
July 23, 2007:
Uh Oh…
July 20, 2007:
Binary Lessons Part II
July 19, 2007:
Binary Lessons Part I
July 18, 2007:
So Do You Think You Could Pass A Turing Test?
July 17, 2007:
Hey, I Want To Build My Own Robot
July 16, 2007:
We Have To Talk
July 13, 2007:
Doesn’t Anyone Ever Get On Your Nerves?
July 12, 2007:
New Guy Working The Camera
July 11, 2007:
Hellloo
July 10, 2007:
Listen Guys
July 9, 2007:
What Are We Going To Do Now That We’re At The Center Of The Universe
July 6, 2007:
Come On Dude We’ve Been On The Move For Days
July 5, 2007:
We’ve Been Going For A Really Long Time And I’m Tired
July 4, 2007:
So Where Are We Going, Anyway?
July 3, 2007:
No Time To Talk Gotta Run
July 2, 2007:
Squid, You’ve Been Inking A Lot
June 29, 2007:
Hey, I’m Going To The Store
June 28, 2007:
So What’s Life Like Without Sarcasm?
June 27, 2007:
Sometimes I Feel Like I Was Born A Couple Centuries Too Late
June 26, 2007:
Can You Wrangle Up A Bagel?
June 25, 2007:
Man, What Is Up With Mathematicians?
June 22, 2007:
So I Hear Someone Has A Copy Of Twister
June 21, 2007:
I Think You’re A Spy
June 20, 2007:
Hey, How Old Are You
June 19, 2007:
So You’re A Cephalopod
June 18, 2007:
You Know Something Else That Bugs Me?
June 15, 2007:
The Name Game
June 14, 2007:
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears
June 13, 2007:
Sharing Is Caring?
June 12, 2007:
I Want To Get An Ice Cream Truck
June 11, 2007:
Power Struggle
June 8, 2007:
That Crate Thing Has Really Been Getting On My Nerves
June 7, 2007:
Sometimes People Are So Annoying
June 6, 2007:
The Squid Requests Your Presence
June 5, 2007:
Pft
June 4, 2007:
Hey, Do You Want To Play Duck Duck Goose?
June 1, 2007:
Limerick?
May 31, 2007:
Sometimes I Feel Like Everyone’s Out To Get Me
May 30, 2007:
The Hell With You Guys
May 29, 2007:
I Think What’s Really Beautiful About Space
May 28, 2007:
Ode To Sarcasm
May 25, 2007:
Nice Analogy
May 24, 2007:
You Want To Hear a Funny Story
May 23, 2007:
Hey, What’s Going On Over There
May 22, 2007:
Hey Squid. Long Time No See
May 21, 2007:
Open Sesame
May 18, 2007:
Poe’s Law
May 17, 2007:
Can I Borrow That Toy?
May 16, 2007:
So What Special Powers Do You Have
May 15, 2007:
So What Do You Look Like
May 14, 2007:
Happy Mother’s Day
May 11, 2007:
Squids’s Real Estate
May 10, 2007:
You Seem Exceptionally Awkward Today
May 9, 2007:
I Don’t Care If People Like Me
May 8, 2007:
So How Come Nobody Likes You?
May 7, 2007:
Black Keys Are A Recipe For Disaster
May 4, 2007:
Ahhhhhhh What Are You Doing
May 3, 2007:
Something’s Up With Those Two Over There
May 2, 2007:
What’s Shaking?
May 1, 2007:
A Hypnothetical Situation
April 30, 2007:
Hey, I Was Wondering If Maybe…
April 27, 2007:
I’m Sorry, I Can’t Get You Out
April 26, 2007:
We Oughta Get Some Brownie Points
April 25, 2007:
Whenever You Have A Sec
April 24, 2007:
We’re Both In This Together
April 22, 2007:
Hmmm… There’s Gotta Be A Way To Open This
April 20, 2007:
Ooh Lordy I Am So Excited
April 19, 2007:
Dr. Mario
April 18, 2007:
Bagel Boy Answers A Question
April 17, 2007:
Why Are You Being Mean to Fat Charles?
April 16, 2007:
I Don’t Like You
April 13, 2007:
The Fat Charles
April 12, 2007:
I’ve Discovered That Which Eluded Alchemists For Ages
April 11, 2007:
I’m Starting My Own Reality TV Show
April 10, 2007:
The Hapless Pawn
April 9, 2007:
Serious Business
April 6, 2007:
Practically My Favorite Movie
April 5, 2007:
The Valiant Chevalier
April 4, 2007:
He said you challenged him
April 3, 2007:
Black Annis
April 2, 2007:
You, My Friend, Are One Baffling Waffle
March 30, 2007:
Why are you holding a wrench?
March 29, 2007:
Do you think I’m fat?
March 28, 2007:
Today, I Shall Investigate The Topic Of Art…
March 27, 2007:
Surely You At Least Agree That The Anthropic Principle…
March 26, 2007:
I Gotta Ask You A Personal Question.
March 23, 2007:
I’m Writing A Book About My Life So Far.
March 22, 2007:
I’m Going To Write A Book!
March 21, 2007:
Spring Is In The Air!
March 20, 2007:
Hey Old Man What’s Doing
March 19, 2007:
Dude
March 16, 2007:
Woof…Come Here Dog.
March 15, 2007:
I Remember That Some Time Ago, There Was A Man
March 14, 2007:
K, Ready? Just Like We Practiced!
March 13, 2007:
In Galactic Space, There Was Once A Creature…
March 12, 2007:
When I’m Done Eating, I’m Going To Be So Full.
March 9, 2007:
So Every Time You Say Something, It Just Sits There?
March 8, 2007:
Uh, Robot, I Think There’s Something Wrong…
March 7, 2007:
Hey Squid, What’s Going On.
March 6, 2007:
Well, As Smiley Would Say…
March 5, 2007:
Guys?
March 2, 2007:
Okay Guys, We’ll Make Sure To Write!
March 1, 2007:
Well, It Sucks, But I Guess It’s Time For You Guys…
February 28, 2007:
Hang On A Sec–I’m Confused.
February 27, 2007:
Oh My God, I’m So Happy!
February 26, 2007:
Hey Robot! Check It Out!
February 23, 2007:
Hey, Let’s Go Show The Robot!
February 22, 2007:
Wait, So You’re Saying That You’re Us From The Other…
February 21, 2007:
You See, Squid, There’s No Consensus In The Scientific Community…
February 20, 2007:
Hey, You There! You’re Not Going To Believe What…
February 19, 2007:
Sometimes I Like To Smile A Lot While People Are Talking.
February 16, 2007:
Hey, Robot, You Ever Wonder What’s Out Beyond Those Stars?
February 15, 2007:
Ok, So Let’s Say You’re Walking Down The Street…
February 14, 2007:
But You Can’t Seriously Mean To Imply That…
February 13, 2007:
Hey, Robot. Would You Give Your Life To Save Mine?
February 12, 2007:
You Have Any Hobbies, Robot?
February 9, 2007:
And Edward…That I Could Never Treat You As Good…
February 8, 2007:
Oh, Look At You! Somebody Looks Grumpy!
February 7, 2007:
Da Nah Nah…It’s A Living Thing!
February 6, 2007:
Space Sucks.
February 5, 2007:
Hey, Wanna Play This Awesome Game I Made Up?
February 2, 2007:
Precisely.
February 1, 2007:
Memories, Da Da Da Da Da Memories…
January 31, 2007:
You Know What I Could Really Go For Right Now?
January 30, 2007:
Gosh, It Sure Is Cold Today.
January 29, 2007:
…And That, Mi Amigo, Is Why I’d Rather Be Friends…
January 26, 2007:
Hey, So Where’d You Say You’re From Again?
January 25, 2007:
Hey Guys! Check Out This Awesome Thing I Found!
January 24, 2007:
I Don’t Like That New Guy.
January 23, 2007:
Wait, So You’re Sure You’ve Never Heard This One?
January 22, 2007:
I Had The Strangest Dream Last Night
January 19, 2007:
Hey, Do You Want To Be In My Musical?
January 18, 2007:
Hi There!
January 17, 2007:
That’s Not The Point, Though, You Can’t Just…
January 16, 2007:
Any Idea How Long We’ve Been Out Here?
January 15, 2007:
You Ever Been On A Train, And…
January 12, 2007:
It’s Just You And Me, Bagel.
January 11, 2007:
Squid, Why Do You Like Bagels So Much?
January 10, 2007:
Weird
January 9, 2007:
So, Is It A Toaster?
January 8, 2007:
Ah, The Perils Of Endless Space Travel…
January 5, 2007:
Today I Got A New Henrypierson.
January 4, 2007:
Hey, I’ve Been Practicing Flying Around Space.
January 3, 2007:
Doo De Doo De Doo
January 2, 2007:
Hey Robot, Do You Have A Girlfriend?
January 1, 2007:
Over Here!
December 29, 2006:
Hey Robot, Mind If I Ask You A Question?
December 28, 2006:
Hey, So, Uh, I Was Thinking We Could Hang Out…
December 27, 2006:
I Hear What You’re Saying, But…
December 26, 2006:
I Wonder Who First Said “He Doesn’t Suffer Fools Gladly.”
December 25, 2006:
Merry Christmas, Robot!
December 22, 2006:
You Ever Get Bored Out Here, Robot?
December 21, 2006:
So Let Me Get This Straight.
December 20, 2006:
So What’s Your Deal, Old Man?
December 19, 2006:
Hey, Where’d Your Buddy Go?
December 18, 2006:
A Hapless Leaf Carried By The Waves Of Time…
December 15, 2006:
‘Tis I…